Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest
What do a bible and a penis have in common ?
SO I PUT MAH HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYING MAH SONG
THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
NODDIN MAH HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE YEAH
Life Goal #138
Start a Homo-erotic post-rock band called “Explosions in this Guy”.
"In a pop culture filled with young hot starlets gone wild, isn’t Billy Ray worried that pretty Miley will soon start doing nutty Britney Spears-eque things, like not wearing underpants? “She’s never wore underwear,” Billy Ray says without missing a beat. “Dad!” Miley says."
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Miley Cyrus fulfills her destiny - USATODAY.com
from a 2007 interview. that’s the actual headline, btw.
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how i feel today
i want my stomach to stop hurting and i don’t want to pay for a new car battery >:|
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