What do a bible and a penis have in common ?

meatsack:lolitas:

Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest

deepdownsouth:c0creation
SO I PUT MAH HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYING MAH SONGTHE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAYNODDIN MAH HEAD LIKE YEAHMOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE YEAH

deepdownsouth:c0creation

SO I PUT MAH HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYING MAH SONG
THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
NODDIN MAH HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE YEAH

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yorob:dontclickitdude:


totally.
Its scary how much that looks like Bill


LOL

yorob:dontclickitdude:

totally.

Its scary how much that looks like Bill

LOL

Life Goal #138

neswasfunohbtwthisisphil:

Start a Homo-erotic post-rock band called “Explosions in this Guy”.

"In a pop culture filled with young hot starlets gone wild, isn’t Billy Ray worried that pretty Miley will soon start doing nutty Britney Spears-eque things, like not wearing underpants? “She’s never wore underwear,” Billy Ray says without missing a beat. “Dad!” Miley says."

Miley Cyrus fulfills her destiny - USATODAY.com

from a 2007 interview. that’s the actual headline, btw.

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meatsack:zhartzofzpageti:(via moosiemoose)
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how i feel today
i want my stomach to stop hurting and i don’t want to pay for a new car battery >:|

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how i feel today

i want my stomach to stop hurting and i don’t want to pay for a new car battery >:|

affanimran:

boy sees lobster for the first time! so friggin cute!

awww, haha.

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