February 2012
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highfivesbikerides asked: what website do you use for your calorie goal thing?
You know who I miss?
lamebot:
Jessi Slaughter
redsuspenders:
the worst part about watching a movie in the theater that doesnt have a happy ending is hearing all the groans and “are you kidding me?”s from the audience
“All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
I hate how I have to swallow the words I'm...
Guy at the gym: Yeah I'm mostly into ska.
Me (thinking): Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said you were 23, not a 14 year old white kid from the suburbs who just smoked a real joint for the first time since the first pot you bought was just oregano and now you're getting ready to start your ska band which will inevitably be a pun like "The Skavengers" or "The Skalding Hots" which you'll just abandon in 2 months anyway when you flunk out of your high school band class and can't afford to buy a trumpet.
Me: Ah.
doucheblogger asked: SUP FAGGOT IM ALL IN YO BLOG N SHIT. I HAVE RETURNED TO BLOGGING NAKED AND SHIT.
