November 2009
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LOLOLOL
What the hell? Another manager is offering to buy us daquaris today. And he didn’t even know about yesterday’s drink from my OTHER manager.
If I get eggnog daquaris twice in 2 days, I’m gonna be a happy camper.
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Got Money
1: Put your iTunes shuffle on. 2: For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3: YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! 4: Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the memo as well as the person you got the memo from. IF SOMEONE SAYS, “IS THIS OK?”, YOU SAY: “We Better Learn to Hotwire a Uterus” WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR...
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5 Things Guys Want Girls To Know?
thiskingdombythesea:
thegoldenkid:
the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet:
We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in awhile.
Just ‘cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t...
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jennermelons: WHAT this isnt where i parked the dungeon
about to start hardcore dacing
in this bitch
PICKIN UP THE COINS
WINDMILL KICK 2 THE FACE
word legit bro blew my dick
saving all my documents
before i’m too tipsy to care about losing all my information
work should be like this every day
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fuck my phone
it’s dying and i’m trying to send you guys a picture of my “milkshake” my manager just bought me ;] ;] ;] ;]
IT’S EGGNOG FLAVORED AND DELICIOUS
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