September 2009
Facebook @ Work
Coworker: Haha! This woman I'm friends with on Facebook that's married has "Interested in: Men" on her profile!
Me: ......Remember what I told you about that though?
Coworker: OH, right. You just put "Interested in: Men" on there to show everyone that you're not a lesbian....I forgot.
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Is it sad that I look forward to going to the...
The colder weather
makes me frisky :>
“I’ll fuck you till you love me, faggot.”
– Mike Tyson to reporter (via claytoncubitt) (via digitalbath)
Overheard at Work
Bug Exterminator: Heard about Iran's nuclear site?
Coworker: No, I didn't. We should just drop the big one on them and get it over with. Enough of this foolishness!
Bug Exterminator: Well, they say oil and gas prices would shoo--
Coworker: We don't need them for oil. We just need to be rid of them.
Me: :|||||||||||||||||||||||
This time next week
I’ll be on my way to Houston to see Sunny Day Real Estate with my favorite boy in the whole world.
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Can’t wait!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
willcrusta:
tiffanyarei:
Minus the Bear (44)
Deftones (40)
Boards of Canada (33)
Owl City (24)
Helios (23)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
oh god YES
Every artist on here is awesome >3
Hahaha :} Thanks. And I KNOW! 3 out of those 5 bands I started listening to thanks of you! :3
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
Minus the Bear (44)
Deftones (40)
Boards of Canada (33)
Owl City (24)
Helios (23)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Thank you, iTunes Shuffle
For playing “Ashes in the Snow” by MONO and leveling me out before I go through the phone and go buck wild on this customer’s face.
Liar, Liar
If we’re keeping score.
WatchYou can’t tell me you don’t like this song/video.
Don’t hate.
when i move
jesssukka:
willcrusta:
jesssukka:
you move
JUS LIEK DAT
HELL YEAH AYE DJ BRING DAT BAK
GO ON WIT YA BIG ASS! LEMME SEE SOMETHIN! TELL YA LITTLE FRIEND HE CAN QUIT MEAN-MUGGIN
I’M LIT AND I DON’T CARE WHAT NO ONE THINKS BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE WAITRESS AT WIT MAH DRINKS?!
My mom and I just made Greek Tzatziki and Pita...
DELICIOUS
Thank You
For always bring the lols to my life. Even if that’s all you’re fucking good for anymore.
You’re nothing but a joke now. PS - The feeling is mutual.
I hate Jodie Foster in The Silence of the Lambs.
Actually, I don’t really know anything that I DO like her in. Her accent/acting grates on my nerves.
I want Lector to eat her.
LOL
My coworker just said that she doesn’t think that the United States should allow people from other countries to come here AT ALL to prevent terrorist attacks and bombings.
She said they should “stay in their own countries” so that “attacks don’t ever happen to the USA.”
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CORRECT ME IF I’M WRONG BUT THE OKLAHOMA CITY...
Sometimes I fast forward through "LoveStoned" to...
