My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-30) →
The American Dollar (47) American Football (32) The String Quartet (17) Modest Mouse (14) Copeland (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
working on memorial day
WHY GOD WHY
Creepy Pedo Guy: This guy on the phone is A FRUITCAKE! A FRUUUITCAKEEEE!!!!!!!!
i need to get out of this office.
i think the crazy is rubbing off a little on me :(
Coworker: Tiffany, do you like fish tacos?
Me: ...........Is that a trick question?
NIGGA DO I LOOK LIKE I LISTEN TO PARAMORE NIGGA
THANK GOD IT'S ALMOST THE WEEKEND
WIDDDY WIDDLY WAAAAAAAAA
I'm reaaaally bad at pretending to give a fuck.
This coworker that just started working here like a month ago that I really don’t like always comes to the front office and says stupid, lame shit to me to try to get my attention and I just ignore him. And he always asks me what my plans for the weekend are and I don’t like to mix my work and my personal life so I just say “Oh, I don’t know” because honestly, I...
Coworker: HAHA! Listen to this funny e-mail I got called "Stimulus Package!" It says "I got my stimulus package in the mail today. It contained a pack of watermelon seeds, a pack of Kool-Aid, and 2 coupons to KFC. The directions were all written in Spanish." HAHA! Isn't that hilarious?
Me: No, not at all actually.
Excerpt From Hayley Williams' Livejournal 2007
6/27/07 “but god does it feel so good… to steal it all away from you now. and if you could then you know you would. cause god it just feels so… it just feels so good.” i’m ashamed to say that, although i’m a believer in Jesus Christ and i claim him as my God, when i wrote those lyrics i wasn’t addressing him. i was using his name casually. in vain,...
Losing My Virginity at the Train Station
deeznutsinyoface: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is losing it to someone who didn’t matter to me. And going to a place that’s illegal in the first place to go into. An abandoned train station, on an old leather couch, is NOT the place to lose your virginity. [Female, 15] i laughed, i cried, i reblogged sounds awesome to me URB EX SEX URB EX SEX
It is! Dr. Nyiszli was a Jewish doctor who Dr. Mengle “recruited” to do his dirty work instead of sending him to the crematorium. The book is his first-hand account of what he saw at the camp.
Things I Want to Do:
Feel better Buy new, sexay clothes Feel sexy :( FEEL BETTER EAT REAL FOOD Go to the beach Move out Join the gym Feel better
seriously, forever 21? what the FUCK is this this bitch looks like she got dressed in the DARK
jennermelons: I wish I was Ash Ketchum and the only thing in my life I had to do was catch Pokemon
jennermelons: and battle other asshats
jennermelons: and my only friends would be those with the same passion
jennermelons: IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! I DONT WANT THE RICHES I JUST WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST
jennermelons: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
going to sleep now
because i didn’t take a nap today like i planned and i physically cannot read one more thing about glee or sex in the city or how some bitch loves her mAn sO mUcH that she just met last week and i tried to find an animated gif to properly display my frustration but when i typed it into google this was what i got: NO I DID NOT MEAN SAD ANIMATED GIF GOOGLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT WEB SITE WHY...
said dude has done so many drugs he can barely talk. he sounds like ozzy. all I keep thinking is “ROBBIE…WHERE’S MY PILLS?!” fuuuuuck, dude needs to gtfo so I can get my scrip filled and stop feeling like shit :(