July 2010
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Columbine: Whose Fault Is It?
by Marilyn Manson
It is sad to think that the first few people on earth needed no books, movies, games or music to inspire cold-blooded murder. The day that Cain bashed his brother Abel’s brains in, the only motivation he needed was his own human disposition to violence. Whether you interpret the Bible as literature or as the final word of whatever God may be, Christianity has given us...
i do not like the new tumblr crush thing.
i have people in my tumblr crushes i’m not even following because i liked shit that other people reblogged from them.
………ok. no, tumblr. just no.
The other owner just apologized to me and thanked...
1/2 of Mission: Accomplished #ovariesthesizeofbowlingballs
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LOL
HE LEFT WITHOUT SAYING A WORD TO ANYONE.
Nigga. Got. Shut. Down. By a 23-year-old female. I know that must KILL his chauvinistic ass.
I can just picture his face reading it:
And this is me:
maskake asked: you have ovaries the size of bowling balls for sending that to your employer.
but good work and research to back up your statements.
but good work and research to back up your statements.
I hear him squeaking around in his chair in his...
SQUIRM MOTHERFUCKER
SQUIRM
jossboss-deactivated20120223 asked: SPEAK UP GIRL! GOOD FOR YOU!
(Ref: your last post regarding your asshole boss)
Fuck this guy anyway. Put eyedrops in his food so he can shit to death.
(Ref: your last post regarding your asshole boss)
Fuck this guy anyway. Put eyedrops in his food so he can shit to death.
Well, shit just got real.
This is a letter that I am sending to part owner of the company I work for. I changed names and shit of course. This has a much larger back story that would take too long to explain to you but I just thought I would share.
“Dear Mr. Complete Asshole, It has come to my attention that you have made disparaging comments about certain employee’s and past employees’ weight and physical...
Priest Drowns Baby During Baptism →
wendyomgzlol:
coketalk:
Hey, look on the bright side. At least he didn’t fuck it.
THE ARISTOCRATS But on a serious note, one more reason to not have my potential future child baptized. The priest didn’t want to “interrupt the services” when the baby turned blue and foamed at the mouth. Cool.
You guys, this is me when I drink.
Me: *hits wrist with extension cord* OWWWWWW. OH MY GOD. Sara. SARA. I BROKE. MY WRIST.
Sara: Tiffany, you didn't break your wrist.
Me: I DID. Look! It's bruising already! I chipped a bone. I know it. Oh god, it hurts so bad.
Sara: You didn't chip your bone!
Me: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME THIS ISN'T FUNNY OH GOD IS THAT THE THONG SONG? TURN THAT SHIT UP
Jen and I were trolling Nichole337's facebook...
And some random girl said that I looked like Zooey in 500 Days of Summer.
She was probably trolling me but
Zac is accurately portraying my feelings about...
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Anybody got like $11,850,000 laying around that...
(via)
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Mana Bar - Austrailia's First Video Game Bar →
IN LOVE <3 A list of the cocktails available:
PRINCESS PEACH: Light long refreshing peach-flavoured attack with a large measure of Bombay Sapphire Gin, fresh lemon juice and Australian peaches muddled with a touch of peach liquor, served long and topped with sparkling water.
OCARINA OF LIME: Masses of Bacardi Superior Rum smashed with fresh lime, mint leaves, sweetened with a teaspoon...
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LOL
Jennifer: She is the worst SIF I've ever seen.
Jennifer: Even her angle pictures....
Jennifer: she looks like a busted open can of biscuits
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Tiffany: I don't hate love.
Tiffany: I love love.
Tiffany: I hate FAKE love.
Samantha: I hate large gums and bald heads.
~i don't lurk, i got bitches to handle that~
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Pigeon droppings halt Kings of Leon concert →
the pigeons were roamin AROUND always poopin DOWNNN on all they SEEE
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-7-25) →
Minus the Bear (19)
Copeland (17)
Deftones (14)
Bright Eyes (11)
God Is an Astronaut (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
@ sake
Me: Oh you got miso soup?
Jen: Yeah. Because ME SO HUNGRY.
*insert laughter for 5 straight minutes*
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stellark asked: say gurh say gurh, HOW you got up in those abandoned ass awesome ass lookin' dead ass places? like for real i got dis webcam ... too broke for a S-R-L by Cannon(ball) or whatever those cams and company is called ... my webcam will take just as good of pics after i edit them in MS PAINT and then ill make yo shit look fake as hell! so tell me how you got in dere. tell me. tell me.
maskake asked: you should go to the abandoned marine stadium on Key Biscayne if you haven't heard/been. My friend and I just shot a video of sorts there and it makes for a lot of great photo work:
http://urbanparadise.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/335978680_e84871e458.jpg
http://urbanparadise.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/335978680_e84871e458.jpg
oh my god
Okay, I’m just gonna say this once. If you message me on here/flickr/wherever and ask me HOW I got into the abanoned places that Will and I explore, you’re not going to get a response from me.
You want to get into urban exploring? COOL. TAKE SOME FUCKING INITIATIVE AND EXPLORE THEN. No one TOLD me how to get into any of these places and I didn’t ask. It’s called...
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I am LITERALLY the only person in the office right...
QUICK! SOMEONE SEND ME SOME PORN TO WATCH!
