redsuspenders: Punk Goes Dubstep, volume 4
I hope my roommate didn’t get offended last night when I told her I’d rather “eat shit” than watch a movie she had DVR’ed about autistic kids at space camp.
Roommate's 8-Year-Old Niece: Are you goth?
8-Year-old: You're wearing black and red.
Me: Oh. Then yes.
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when people ask you questions about things they...
“so where do you work now?” “are you still with so and so?” “how was your weekend?” “what did you have for breakfast yesterday?”
Attn: Girls of Tumblr
Stop typing in baby talk run-ons and not using punctuation in every sentence. It’s not cute.