iena:
Pizza Hut, get fucking real.
Pizza Hut is giving people the chance to deliver a marriage proposal with a side of ranch dressing. The $10,010 Big Dinner Box Proposal includes a red ruby engagement ring, a limo ride to the Pizza Hut of your choice , fireworks, a videographer and a photographer to capture that “Dear God what have you done?” look on her face, and of course, a $10 Pizza Hut dinner box.
This is not an Onion article.
True story: I got a hand-job under the table at the Pizza Hut on Grand Caillou Road in Houma when I was a teenager. It was more romantic than this.
Insta-reblog for cajunboy’s hand job story
LOLWUT
