Males: Does this put your “naughty mind in overdrive?”
Cosmo thinks it does.
“SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.”
Yeeees, yeeees my pretty. I am going to ravage your dick like the last piece of meat in a 500 mile radius!
OMFG this is too hilarious xD
oh god noooooo….
Oh Cosmo. You slay me.
Reblogging for Carly’s commentary.